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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:21

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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No way
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Minds and Behinds