What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the cursor AI tool?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Minds and Behinds

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